i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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