Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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