he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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