Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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