So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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