He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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