How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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