did you get engaged???
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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