Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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