what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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