I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
wat bout pragnant strippers??
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Randomize
