What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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