Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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