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just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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