I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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