Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
After last night, I could never be a politician.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
only you would photoshop your dick
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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