this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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