This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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