i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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