Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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