You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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