How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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