YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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