This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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