Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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