Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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