Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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