I wish I only lived at night.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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