like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I'm always down for nudity.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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