Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Randomize
