we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
He passed out mid-signature
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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