real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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