Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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