found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
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