I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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