She's JV to your varsity
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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