I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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