Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
3 2 1 whiskey
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
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