I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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