the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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