i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Randomize
