But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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