Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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