Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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