i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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