I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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