She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
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