he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
His nipple licking is glorious
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