Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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