the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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