its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Enjoy the penises
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I wear drunk well.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Randomize
