god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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