I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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